Canvassing for the Rights of Canvassers
CANVASSER: (knocking) *konk onk knok onk knk*
CONTACT: (opens door) Konk onk knonk onk knk?
CANVASSER: I’m Leo.
CONTACT: I’m Steve
CANVASSER: How are you?
CONTACT: I’m good.
CANVASSER: Today I am canvassing. I am canvassing for the rights of canvassers. I am collecting signachers n letters n a fundraiser to meet a goal. Capeesh Caposh, Oshkosh B’gosh. B’gosh B’gosh. B’gosh B’gosh.
CONTACT: Kpeesh Kpash, Oshkosh Bagash. Bagash Bagash [etc.]
CANVASSER: (thinking:) 🆙
Do you agree that there should be a law that makes it illegal for people not to open the door for a canvasser?
CONTACT: (reaching for clipboard) Isn’t that taxes?
CANVASSER’S THUMB: (now wearing a tiny hat and holding a tiny clipboard and pen, thinking:) Y yes it is it is taxes.