Canvassing for the Rights of Canvassers

A Comic

CANVASSER: (knocking) *konk onk knok onk knk*

CONTACT: (opens door) Konk onk knonk onk knk?


CONTACT: I’m Steve

CANVASSER: How are you?

CONTACT: I’m good.

CANVASSER: Today I am canvassing. I am canvassing for the rights of canvassers. I am collecting signachers n letters n a fundraiser to meet a goal. Capeesh Caposh, Oshkosh B’gosh. B’gosh B’gosh. B’gosh B’gosh.

CONTACT: Kpeesh Kpash, Oshkosh Bagash. Bagash Bagash [etc.]

CANVASSER: (thinking:) 🆙

Do you agree that there should be a law that makes it illegal for people not to open the door for a canvasser?

CONTACT: (reaching for clipboard) Isn’t that taxes?

CANVASSER’S THUMB: (now wearing a tiny hat and holding a tiny clipboard and pen, thinking:) Y yes it is it is taxes.



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Leonardo Marino

Leonardo Marino

Artist, Writer, Composer and Producer